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22I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
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18
2013
i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh, via firehopesandwishfulthinking)
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May
17So my dad wanted to know how Tumblr works so I showed him how to search for tags and I searched under bikes because he likes bikes and BIKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT RIGHT HAHA BIKES SO INNOCENT NO THERE IS PORN IN THE BIKES TAG DO NOT SHOW YOUR PARENTS HOW TO USE TUMBLR WITH THE BIKES TAG.
So long story short I think my dad decided to get a Tumblr.
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16
2013
How many words are in homestuck, excluding all flashes and games
That moment you realize Homestuck is the longest thing you’ve read/reading.
Holy shit.
thanks for the knowledge, hella jeff
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tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
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shipping on game of thrones is v iffy because most of the characters are like 11 and the rest of the characters are like 30
Or dead.
(via peoplecallmepsycho)
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WRITER PROBLEMS
Don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH
And the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn
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2013
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2013
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
Reasons why Astrophysics and Cosmology will always be my love.
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‘Everyday I Love You Less And Less’ accurately describes how I feel about my own writing after it’s on the page.
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14
2013
The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
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5
2013
Ally is weird: Attention all Yognau(gh)ts!!
I am doing a thing where i pair up all yognaughts with another random yognaught. Just because i feel like all of the yognaughts would enjoy making more awesome friends.
How to sign up:
- Reblog this.
- Send me a message stating your name(first only), age, and gender.
- Also add your preferred…
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4
2013
- child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
- parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
- child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
- parent: you're lazy
- parent: you're immature
- parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
- parent: grow up
- parent: don't tell anyone about your disorder you should be ashamed of it
- child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
- parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!
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2013
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
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